A little holiday fun - And then the fight started Part 2

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I   

kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a

nearby table.   

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'   

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she   took to   

drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she  

hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on

celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...