A little holiday fun - And then the fight started

Once in a while I get an email that justs make me laugh...for the next several days I'll be excerpting from a series called  - And then the fight started - this has nothing to do with technology but so what - enjoy ;-)

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She

asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... 

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 My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said,

 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3seconds.'I bought her a scale. 

And then the fight started... 

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...   

 so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started...